First off, why does the Belgium airport call itself the friendly airport? And the real question is why they wrote that in English. Belgium speaks French...
Regardless,
we (Tony, Nick and I) finally decided (Mon) to go to Dublin for our 5 day weekend (which began that Thursday). We first flew to Brussels. Well, that’s a loose term. We flew to Charleroi-Brussels airport, where the minimum fare for a cab out of the airport started at 20. So, not knowing what else to do, we took a taxi to our hotel, only to find out that we could have easily walked the distance. That notwithstanding, we got our rooms, put our stuff down and asked the front desk where we could get something to eat. And this will tell you where we were: he told us that the gas station about 400m (a fourth a mile) was the closest thing. Yes, we’re in the middle of nowhere. It’s not the middle of nowhere Birmingham airport, where you could walk somewhere if you want to get shot. No, this really is the middle of nowhere; I could see the airport, this gas station, about 3 hotels, and the autoroute.

Anyway, we walked to the gas station and got snacks. Nick wandered around looking for waffles (just on principle) while Renee and I searched for Belgian chocolate (what else?). When Nick saw the bag of 16 waffles, I thought he might cry; Renee found a 2 pack of chocolate that took me all of 36 hours to eat, and Tony downed a whole Powerade in about 42 seconds flat. We also found Paprika Potato chips as well as Heinz ketchup flavored chips. Three words: no thank you. That being fun, we head back to the hotel, where we spend the next 6 hours amusing ourselves. Renee’s idea: Yuker. What is Yuker, you might ask. Good question: I’m still not really sure. It seems like hearts, but you only play with cards above a 10, and the color of the suit makes a big difference in which card holds what value. It seems like a really fun game, but unfortunately for us, we only had a pencil and pieces of paper. Not very conducive to playing a card game based on suit color; makes that a tad more challenging. Also, what we didn’t really discuss until we actually played is that sometimes the Jack of a certain suit will change over and become another suit (but it changes every hand). So I’d play a diamond, but then Renee would say: “No- that’s a heart!” And we’d figure out that I just unknowingly cheated the whole hand and I’d have to go back and try to sort myself out. So confusing…

To add to all of this excitement, we begin to notice that Tony is turning purple. No lie: lips and cheeks are purple. And so I said, “Tony, take off your jacket.” But he said without the jacket, he was cold, with it he was turning purple (read: fever). [All this really happened, by the way. Not exaggerating just to make it read better]. So, let’s review, shall we? Nick has now eaten probably 10 waffles and half a pot of jam, I’ve consumed ridiculous amounts of chocolate, we just spent the last 3 hours playing a card game none of us understand while watching French teledramas, we are stuck in this room for forever, and Tony has a fever. So what do we do? What anyone in our situation would do: we ordered pizza! No really, they had told us it would take a while, so we called early.

So we called and were told it would be about an hour. Perfect. We weren’t really hungry anyway. But then we wait. And wait. And wait. For 3 hours, we sat in that room and waited for our pizza. It was ridiculous. We finally concluded that the airport has a deal with the taxi drivers and the Etap hotel has a deal with the pizza company. It’s a scam. After that, I had no idea what we did until we went to bed at 11:30, but I think I fell asleep around 2:30, (so what’s the difference anyway?) and we woke up at 4:30 to get to the airport to catch our flight. (:
So, it’s sad to say that Belgium, Brussels brings with it a large number of funny moments, and unavoidable, wonderfully hysterical frustration! And can you believe we haven’t even gotten to Ireland yet! If you thought this was adventurous/ funny/ ridiculous, you just wait. You haven’t heard anything yet!

to come: next installment- martial arts demonstration and Wonder Wall.
Then: why I will never go to Holland.

Well, things started rough when we got to the train station (need I go on?) to catch our train to Bordeaux, only to discover that there had been a wreck on the lines and no trains were going to Bordeaux for the rest of the afternoon/ evening. Great. Well, we tossed around the idea of going to Toulouse, but in the end, decided to go to Bordeaux on the bus. 2 hour train ride, 3 hour bus ride, no big deal. So, finally situated on the bus, we head off, only to get stuck in traffic and arrive in Bordeaux after 4 hours on a bus.

But, it builds character!

It was after 8 when we got to Bordeaux, and after catching the awesome trams (really, really wonderful idea. It's like the trains, but local. Better than the bus system, because they're so constant, but safer and less intense than a metro system. They should consider that as a solution for 280.), we headed to the hotel, checked in and put our stuff up. But then, it was a tad tard (late) and what we found to eat was... kebabs!
France's greatest culinary invention (joke)!! Delicious, fast, cheap- what's not to love? In fact, some of us loved them so much we had them for dinner again the next night...


Also this evening, we ran into some skaters. Roller skaters. TONS of them. Apparently, like in Paris, there's a weekly skate club that goes out on Friday night and skates around Bordeaux. There were different age levels that went by at different times, and one very nice guy offered us a brochure. Anyway, we thought it was really comical.

The next day, we just walked around Bordeaux; saw the beaux Arts museum with it's beautiful flowers as well as the interesting enormous crocodile head in shiny material in front. No lie.




Then, there was the important fountain in the square (demonstrating some type of architecture typical of Louis the 16? I'm not sure, but it was in the guidebook).

We also saw the Mirror of water, way too much fun to play in. It was a large area that held about an inch of water. It then drained the water, and when it was dry and you were about to turn away and say "Well, that was strange," it begins to mist. After the mist, water bubbles up from the ground and fills the cauldron again. Pretty fun for us, and probably pretty amusing for the watchful parents of the 5 year olds also playing in the water. what can we say? We're small children.









We tried to go on the walking tour suggested in the guidebook from here, but that was pretty much an exercise in futility. The guidebook was in French (although the others dominated that part), the directions were vague, and who wants to see another back alley anyway? Actually, the problem is that French road signs are more like suggestions: if they are actually on the corner, they're on one of the four corners of the intersection, and they can be on either of the two sides of the four buildings that make up said intersection. So you can see why directions that only use street names would be a little difficult to follow. (: That notwithstanding, we did see the Grosse Cloche (Giant Clock), place de la Victoire, Rue de St. Catherine, and other worthy sights around town.











Saturday evening we saw a fountain that I especially liked (though I have no clear idea as to why). It had some chariots and there was a bunch of symbolism in who was driving the chariot and who pulled the chariot... cha cha cha... I think I really liked that the horses were half horses, half sea creatures. Their hooves were webbed and clawed. It was really cool, anyway.




I liked Bordeaux immensely; I thought it was a lovely city, vibrant but manageable. There was a large public park that was absolutely filled when we went on a lovely Saturday afternoon. I took some pictures to show how the French spend their leisure time (of which they have a lot!), it's really quite beautiful. Hope you enjoyed Bordeaux!

844. Pick daisies in a meadow in the country.
845. Get hit by a car.
846. Eat a mollusk that the French lovingly try to dress up by calling it "escargo." (great article. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,753365,00.html)

Well, haven't done all of those. Rephrase, I've only done number 845. Yes, yesterday I was hit by a car. That sounds so crazy, but I was riding my bike when I was attacked by an older lady in a car. Clearly, I'm fine, but it was an unusual experience for sure.


I was riding my bike home, minding my own, when up comes another roundabout. Number 3. It's a biggie. There are a ton of cars because it's 5:30 and we had to wait a bit to pull out because of traffic. Finally, I get to go, and as I'm continuing my way counterclockwise around the roundabout, an old lady just doesn't see me and turns right in front of / into me. No lie. I hit the side of the car and then just eat the pavement. The car behind me stopped, because clearly now I'm in the way of traffic and my bike is splayed out in the middle of a busy intersection and my shoe is who knows where, and the nice guy (who was really cute...) asked me ça va? about 4 times and I just kept saying, yes it's fine. ça va. ça va. Crazy!! So now, I have several scrapes that have bruised and swollen, and the whole left side of my bum is swollen the size of a grapefruit and bruised so badly that it's not even showing yet... Am I an accident waiting to happen or what?
Since I've been here, I've consistently had some sort of healing scrape. The first few weeks, it was the numerous little scrapes on my ankles that I got from walking my bike home. Then last week, as I noticed that those were going away, I (in the dark) ran into a metal stake in the garden and slashed my shin open again in a 2 inch long laceration that is still a deep red. And now, I have multiple scrapes that will remain with me for life.

You know, it's really miraculous that I've made it to 21 alive. You would think that I would have found something really dangerous to fall, walk, or trip into, but so far it's minor (knock on wood). Oh France...

No kidding.

Well, I'm really behind, sorry friends. About 3 weekends ago, we went on our first excursion with USAC to 2 coastal towns in France and a coastal town, San Sebastian, in Spain. I was really excited about getting a tan but as it turned out, I ended up not bringing enough to layer. It was so cold!

First, we visited Bayonne, a very typical French Basque fishing village. We had a cool tour of that, visited the cathedral, visited a chocolate shop which was amazing, of course. My goal was to find hot chocolate because it was raining cats and dogs and we were freezing. So we stopped in a local chocolatier and got hot chocolate with flavors!
This is ginger chocolate... oohhh. I got hot chocolate with cinnamon- delicious. To top it off, she got a piece of the cinnamon chocolate (which looked like a sheet of paper) and set it on top so it melted in. She made all the chocolate by hand and had it around the store. As I said, it looked just like paper or fabric that had folded, only it was chocolate. Very interesting. And then we had to get back to the bus. So, we tried to hop from awning to awning, but unsuccessfully. Puddles unseen soaked our jeans and the edges of the awnings just poured water down the backs of our necks. By the time we made it back to the bus, we looked like wet cats. Really. Look at that picture. And we found out that Bayonne hasn't had rain since July, and this particular weekend it rained so much that they evacuated people for the flash flooding. What luck have we!! (:

From there we went on to San Sebastian, which I have heard praised as one of the most beautiful cities in all of Spain (clearly by those who haven't seen La Granja or Segovia). Anyway, I had tapas for the first time (isn't that sad?) of kalamari, mussels (gross), and fries with a really good sauce. And of course, bread. I actually really liked the kalamari, and what was really fun was that after eating the mussels, you just threw the shells in this little trough on the floor. Reminded me of Logan's, but it was very messy. Not advisable.



It was still raining, so my pictures of San Sebastian are few. However, these are pictures of the beach at night, the lovely buildings, and the town in general. Also, as it turns out, Brad Pitt was in town (no lie) for a famous film festival, but we didn't get to meet. He called to see if I wanted to meet for tapas, but I was busy. What a shame, right? The most, let's see, tragic / comical part of San Sebastian, though, was that evening. We left from the hotel about 9:15, going to look for some food. The others were going to take a bus, but we decided to walk. It was about 1.5 miles, more or less, and as soon as we got down the street, it started to rain. Lightly, at first, but pretty soon it came down. I mean, the heavens were opened and what evaporated in the parting of the Red Sea poured down on us. I had an umbrella, and so did the other 3 girls, but the boys had nothing. And so they got absolutely drenched. Through their jackets, both of their passports got wet, and we walked for well over 30 minutes. Did I mention it was cold? Like, heavy coats and scarves cold. So, while they're beginning to shiver from hypothermia, we begin to look for something to eat. It is now beginning to close in on 10:30. We didn't think any restaurants were still serving, so we decided to go to a cafe to get something to drink. Closed. We start turning down side streets, looking for something a). spanish and b). open. Finally we stumbled into this tiny tapas bar, I used my stumbling Spanish to find out that we had to order quickly as they were turning off the stoves. We got sandwiches with omelets, and spent the rest of the evening in the bee bop bar listening to jazz (debatable) and other forgotten songs from America. So, that's all I've got of Spain so far.



Things aren't over yet, though, guys. After San Sebastian, we headed over to the touristy town of St. jean de Luz back in France. This is another coastal town famous in France as a weekend getaway. It really was adorable. We also got to watch them set up for a Basque freedom meeting... ooohhh. Yes, we walked away gracefully.


This next picture is of typical Basque architecture. Most of the houses look like this, although the red could be blue or green, mostly paint that's left over from painting the boats. Originally, it was red because they used to paint it with oxblood. That's right, ox blood to protect from insects or something like that... not really sure.


Anyway, it was a memorable weekend. It wasn't much fun at the time, but I smile when I think about it, so that's good. And I'll leave you with a Viva Espana!!